to think we need a Geneva Convention for parents?

[sethstarkaddersmum]

eg.

1. One parent should not have to change more than 4 pooey nappies in one day
2. Helping dcs finish off artworks does not extend to Hama beads
3. Buildings where parents are held (also known as 'houses') should always have a large cupboard or utility room or similar to which the parent can retire unobserved to eat crisps and chocolate

If it means I am no longer tortured or subjected to random and inhumane punishments ... ... count me in.

yes, that's the idea. Chocolate biscuit waving will be outlawed.

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I had to plead the Convention again this morning when dd was face painting herself green and asked if she could do me