to have an inappropriate reaction?

[ChristmasTrulyReigns]

At the hairdressers.

The lovely girl gave me 2 head madsages.

I could not move my legs for a long while.

There was tingling.

AIBU to experience this or am I not alone?

ffs massages.

, not the sort of tingling you would get if you were playing your fanjo banjo?
Apologies to the poster who coined that fabulous phrase.

ahem.

Meet the Orgasmatron.

YANBU. :)

I hope you tipped.

Yep Yep Yeppity Yep.

I tipped.

Did the next client ask for "what CTR just had?"

I love head massages

DH has his hair cut at the unisex salon by us, rather than the barber's, purely for the head massaging.

Although I do always fear a "Monica From Friends" style accidental sex groan...

Hully you can't do it to yourself. It's like tickling

Where IS this salon, CYR..?

Ahem, so, just out of curiosity, where is this hairdressers?

It's the place where everyone comes out looking like this

The vibrating machines in the gym are good. Especially if you do the exercises where you need to sit on it! (grabs gym bag)

Nigella

Definitely not round these parts then. I'll forever come out of mine now looking like this

when i went last week,i had to stifle a fit of the giggles.the girl started rubbing my back in a circular motion and it felt like she was trying to wind me...

PMSL motherbeyond!

It's a Brum-ish branch of quite a well-known chain of Midlands-based salons.

I have informed the stylish that it was very relaxing (hope she's not good at euphemisms) and have asked for a Christmas Special next time.

oh, kreecher, love that phrase! fanjo banjo!

(I just caused several people to look at me oddly as I snorted and almost roffled in the office)

I always tip the lovely lads who do the hair washes at my local salon.

Oh lord, if you get the toe tingler with a regular appointment, what the hell do you get with the Christmas Special

Wonders if it involves stuffing cavities

at my hairdressers they refer to this as a 'happy ending'

an impressive tip is most welcome.