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ChristmasTrulyReigns · 12/11/2010 11:43

At the hairdressers.

The lovely girl gave me 2 head madsages.

I could not move my legs for a long while.

There was tingling.

AIBU to experience this or am I not alone?

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ChristmasTrulyReigns · 12/11/2010 16:07

I have asked for 4 consecutive massages.

I considered asking for simultaneous, but I thought they may crack my code.

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ChristmasTrulyReigns · 12/11/2010 16:08

An impressive what? [wunk]

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fedupofnamechanging · 12/11/2010 16:08

I have the orgasmatron. It is fab, but only works well if someone else does it for you!

ChristmasTrulyReigns · 12/11/2010 16:09

And ROTFL re "stuffing cavities"!

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stubbornhubby · 12/11/2010 16:10

an impressive tip, christmasTR
The staff like to pool it, and share it between them

ChristmasTrulyReigns · 12/11/2010 16:12
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ChristmasTrulyReigns · 12/11/2010 16:13
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stubbornhubby · 12/11/2010 16:14

I am if you are

TmiEdward · 12/11/2010 16:14

Did you go to the hairdressers for one of those messy JBF cuts?
It certainly brings a whole new meaning to looking "like you just stepped out of a salohhhhh-oh-oh-on".
pgrin]

tethersend · 12/11/2010 16:15

Hully, try sitting on your hands first; that way it'll feel like someone else is doing it to you. Apparently.

EricNorthmansMistress · 12/11/2010 16:29

Have you seen don't mess with the zohan? terrible film but there's a bit where he's washing a woman's hair and rubbing his crotch in her face. I had similar moment at the hairdresser recently and felt proper dirty old woman as he was young piece of loveliness and I quite liked it Blush

kickassangel · 12/11/2010 16:41

i have a story about the young & gorgeous pilates teacher i used to have. he wanted to make sure i was in the right position & at one point i had to concentrate VERY hard on not letting my feet/toes twitch as there was some erm, er, 'cupping' going on.

i was the envy of the village when people heard about it (not that i boasted of course)

TidyBush · 12/11/2010 16:44

ChristmasTrulyReigns you're only down the road from me so it must be near enough to me to have a tingle hairdo too? Grin

mumbar · 12/11/2010 17:00

Tidybush a tingling Wink

ChristmasTrulyReigns · 12/11/2010 17:19

Tidy if I mentioned back of Debenhams would you know what I mean? Wink

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Xales · 12/11/2010 17:48

OMG Hully!!

Stop you are making me cry >

LindyHemming · 12/11/2010 18:09

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BelleDameSansMerci · 12/11/2010 18:18

PMSL EricNortham's...

ChristmasTrulyReigns · 12/11/2010 18:45

and kissass's story (and boasting).

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TidyBush · 12/11/2010 19:38

CTR gotcha - I'm booking an appointment as a Christmas treat Wink

ChristmasTrulyReigns · 12/11/2010 21:11

Nice one!

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Littlefish · 12/11/2010 21:14

CTR - is it LS?

If so, there is a branch near me. I go there regularly, but have never had the experience you speak of. I always think the head massage should last a lot longer - I'm just starting to relax, and it stops. Angry

BitOfPom · 12/11/2010 21:17

I'm trying hully's tip, but it's just given me pins and needles Sad

ChristmasTrulyReigns · 12/11/2010 21:19

Littlefish, if your Brum-ish PM me and I'll tell you - I'm not putting it out on an open forum or I'll never get another appointment with the girl with the magic touch.

And yes it's all too short. Sad

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tethersend · 12/11/2010 21:19

That was my tip Grin

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