The bunfight thread

[ApocalypseCheese]

Come on you lot. DO YOUR WORST

My new MN name..
GeniuswithafatARSE.

And I fucking KNOW YOU STEAL GRAPES!

come on nw you're being too nice

Oh ffx. You bunch of wusses.

Today I parked in a disabled spot, while I finished eating my Greggs sausage roll.

Then I took my daughter into Asda.

I let her eat some grapes and half a banana.

After we left there, we went to Makro to buy a huge load of chupa chups.

And then we went home for tea, via KFC

is that the kinda answer you're looking for?

Am I fuck you CAHHHHHH

The lorra ya, get outta my frootshoot bar and take ya faked bluebadges with ya

want a nice cup of tea?

You should have gone to MaccyDs....

I would do all except the bananas and grapes cos you really do not know how many pesticides those shelf stackers cultivate in their fingernails

cella, did you buy a new shell suit to replace your old one which is to small now

Chupa chups ?, what you startin on chupa chups for ?

I like Chupa chups

I weaned my baby on chupa chups at a week old, he was necking the full Greggs Menu at 2 weeks old, ave you gotta problem with that ?? Well ave you ?!

I'll have you know newwave...those pounds are just going to drop off soon

I am a relative newbie! Does this mean I should flounce off now?

Mad, shut the door behind you.

you on benefits then love?

Yeah, fuck off madhatter, if you can't stand the heat.....don't come round ere facking whinging

Me whinge...FUCK IT!! Bring it on!

oh i get it shellsuits benefits etc - i have mistakenly strayed onto a chav thread

Unless your baby is wearing "her first heels" don't think we qualify...they are chav personified!

This is just how it was in Nazi Germany!

Barrister ?????? WTF? This is a bunfight. We are not sending the bouncing bomb...

AIBU to kill the the cunting neighbours who complained about my kids throwing fireworks at them...

Sorry! I was doing Godwin's law on how all internet rows end up accusing someone of being like the Nazis. Not serious.

i got you bm
some people on here just have no sense of humour