Because I'm fed up. Had a nice cup of tea on floor, feet up on couch, library book beside tea planning a bit of a read after a MN sesh. Knocked over tea,all over book, all over carpet, book dripping wet and had used last of water in kettle and can't be bothered to fill it up and wait till it boils. Oh and it's flipping freezing in my house so reasoning a nice 'snack' will warm me up! So am planning chip butties with lots of tomato sauce and a couple of frosted fancies to follow! Oh and I've got one of those Wishes things that are on the ad over there --->