Velveeta isn't food, it's related to plastic and a weird shade of orange.
Yuck.
I did once buy it, I thought it might be like cheese. I was wrong, and also I was a bit iffy (malaria, I really had it).
It turns out it's horrid, like compressed plastic with the taste of rancid vomit.
I know, I vommed quite a few times.
Velveeta is a bad substance, but even so, who needs to cook?
Just eat fruit! Or even veg!
Gosh, would you think of it!