... to think that MN graphics dept is toying with my emotions?

[Eleison]

The 'you have mail' red dot on the envelope, and the 'I don't give a toss' biscuit emoticon are similar enough that the sight of the biscuit gives me a tiny instant of feeling wanted, before the reality sinks in.

Love the idea of a whole MN graphics department. Hundreds of designers in serried ranks, coming up with new blue icons and having focus groups about smilies!

p.s. I have never had a mail