to blame MN for me running out of toilet paper?

[WhyIsThatThen]

I have been led astray by a friend and joined this site. Since becoming a member I have lurked, laughed and posted a bit. I seriously love it here but now I have run out of toilet paper, its pissing it with rain, MN is logged in and I need a wee.

Discuss.

YADBVVU

have you not learned open another window to log onto tesco online and order groceries for delivery yet?

*tsk

Do the tescos thing and wee in the shower today. Just hope you don't need the other before they deliver...

Tesco? Who are they?

I have other windows open. FB, Boden, Primark, Jules, Tiffany's, ASDA.......Waitrose......[whistle]

I have some IKEA flannels.

What happens if I go to wee in the shower and .........?

you could always use a ripped up sheet from the Daily Mail?

Ohhh, thats a thought.

I'll give that a go.

Shake

use one of DH's socks?

Kitchen towel works quite well as long as you don't shove too much down the loo.

Hope you have loo roll by mow anyway!

I have some now, phew.

Is MN to blame for other cases of absent minded domestic goddess mistakes?