Coooo Eeeeee, JasonThunderPants, Where are youuuuuu ?? Me and HoneyDragon are still waiting to stroke you snake ;D

[ApocalypseCheese]

Aven't seen him for ages, I ave stalking to be getting on with, well I did until that stalkyfreak HoneyDragon made him run away !!

Aw...

He's probably counting relative numbers of red, green and yellow peppers in his frozen peppers bag

Aaah Jason. You have changed into a pun-tastic alter-ego

Where did he go ??

Me and HoneyDragon ave been reminiscing, he just went, POOF !! Like willow the wisp it was

He's started a thread about cheese, I believe

Jamie ??!!

Are you the thunderpanted one ???!!!

No no no no no.

It's Mr SIngh.

THere is a thread about cheese though. I spotted him independently of this thread.
Crashingly awful pun for name, bonkers thread subject, who else could it be?