To not want to have to sing songs from 3rd and Bird...

[CuddlyNemesis]

...every time I change my 19-month-old DD's nappy in public!

It's the only thing that stops her freaking out on the changer, but my singing (and those bloody songs!) are shocking...

YABU. Third and Bird is witty and well-written (musically and lyrically). I've been singing 3&B ever since we got some CDs!

Your daughter has good taste, and it seems she loves your singing, so bask in her love!

OMG, there are CDs...

You're right of course!

"Do the Muffin, do the Muffin..." Are those relly the lyrics?! We've got the audiobook - must admit, I'm a big fan.

Baby Jordan, baby Jordan...

Hmm.

To make matters worse, I sometimes change the lyrics so they're about our cats... My neighbour told me she heard me singing the other day, so it must have been bad!

Don't worry, CuddlyNemesis , I've re-worded Rudy's "Boom Wiki-Wiki" for my DS...

The things we do for our children.

There is an absolutely cryingly hilarious thread somewhere on MN, about the imaginative things people have done to engage their DCs; I seem to remember one woman's having put a little paper hat on a poo and flushing it, or something equally far-fetched.

We, on the other hand, are quite, quite normal!

DP and I were singing Rudy's "Boom wikki-wikki" song in bed the other night. Rudy gets all the best songs... I'm glad we're normal!

You sang Boom-Wiki-Wiki to your DH?!

Perverts.

It's the only thing that works...