to love and adore the TV show Maury. Come on you know you love it.

[GetOrfMoiLand]

I watched a classic last week.

The run VT bit where it is all in black and white slow mo, telling the story (where Sharonda is crying about how her babydaddy Tyreece just don't come home no mo).

Tyreece was saying 'Sharonda said I came home smelling of sex. Well that aint sex, I just been eating fish'

It is my guilt pleasure, this show.

I must be getting old because I used to love these shows and nowadays I just watch the revolting, obese, illiterate, inarticulate, promiscuous slobs and think "You and others like you should just be rounded up and shot".

If they are as wide as they are tall
If they EVER say "aks" instead of "ask"
If they wave their heads from side to side
If their toddlers are obese but they say "He ain't fayut, he jus' a biiiig beeyootiful boi"

serioiusly, just shoot them. Or at least sterilise them the second they hit puberty.

MaMoTTaT there is a Maury website? Off i go....

www.mauryshow.com/

OMG!!

www.nbcuniversalstore.com/detail.php?p=42539&v=nbc_maury-povich

I haven't wacthed Maury for a while now as we have been eating out (usually watch whilst eating tea).

Looking forward to Monday's episode as long as it is DNA.