to love and adore the TV show Maury. Come on you know you love it.

[GetOrfMoiLand]

I watched a classic last week.

The run VT bit where it is all in black and white slow mo, telling the story (where Sharonda is crying about how her babydaddy Tyreece just don't come home no mo).

Tyreece was saying 'Sharonda said I came home smelling of sex. Well that aint sex, I just been eating fish'

It is my guilt pleasure, this show.

OMFG

OMFGGGGGGGGG

Click on "This Week's episode"

TRISHA FREAKING GODDARD

What a downfall.
Playschool, to The Trisha Show and then Maury.

Oh Lord do I have a problem, I got no baby daddy for Donte Jr, saquonda or La'Tivia.

gibber

I am actually face.

my twin daughters teneya and tenoya - whyyy?

Am howling with laughter at this thread

OMG, I LOVE Maury :o

Am watching the top 10 guests on the website.....fuck me!

I have never even seen this programme but this thread is making me laugh!

what the jeff?

I mean, seriously, WHAT THE FRICKING JEFF?

No.

YOU'RE ALL WRONG!

Sally Jesse Raphael is the way to go!

Oh Yes - Sally with her friend Pat Ferrari :o I used to like Jenny Jones too.

I still thin Judge Judy has the best put-downs.

ROARING at the shirley's tom thumb link and WHAT THE FRICKING JEFF

I xcan't stand Sally jessy with her Dierdre Barlow specs and lisp.

Blood love Judge Judy, though.

Judge Judy...

I get very cross with that stupid ITV2 continuity woman who says "And coming up next...it's JJ"

Judge Judy would say "You're giving me a load of Who Shot John, YOU'RE AN IDIOT!"

Love her.

(and Officer Byrd - did you know his first name is Petri? Petri Byrd. Just effing brillo)

I have posted these before but they are classics

"Do you know when a gift becomes a loan? When the relationship is over. Have you ever heard that, sir? Well, neither have I. I just made it up. I'm going to put it on coffee mugs"

I watched one with twins on it once, twins who were called Dustin and Justin.

Dustin.

and.

Justin.

Sheer class.

SJF is awful I saw one once (Again) and there was a man on there who was a transvestite. But his wife didn't know, so they brought the wife on and he told her and she was absolutely bombshatteringly shocked, like the most shocked person I've ever seen, and instead of counselling her in some way they....

wait for it....

Got the husband to dress up in a dress and wig and the most appalling make up ever (Think it was By Terry) and brought him back out on stage for her to see in all his glory.

Unbeweeeeevabulll

Just because you still wear Constance Carroll roll on lip gloss.

ahahahahahahahahahahaha!

hahahahaha HA HA HA.

God, I'm funny. Oh so very funny.

We're going get accused of cliqueiness in a minute.

Anyway the other good thing on Maury is when they get those people on who are scared of..forks or radiators or something, and in the background there'll be a big picture of a DIGGING FORK and Maury will say "look behind you" and then they go "OH MY GOD IT'S A BLEEEEEP FORK!!! ARRRRRRRRRGH!!!!" and then they do a quick 26 mile marathon.

But then they get someone on to help and by the end of it the show they frigging themselves with a fork.

Them ones are quite shit good

Oh god I have never seen those.

I did see one where some loon brings on a load of wild animals from a zoo, and there was a gazelle which ran off and hid under the stage.

IMAGINE making the effort to go to watch Maury in the studio, and you get the really Wild Show instead. Christ that would be so upsetting

Do you think you'd get to watch two shows?
First one all YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER or THE LIE DETECTOR RESULTS DETERMINED THAT WAS A LIE AND YOU HAVE SLEPT WITH 7 GOATS AND A WINDMILL MORE THAN 50 TIMES or a "Look at our sexy decoy giving your husband a blowie in the back of a limo"

and then the other one "OH DEAR MY 5 YEAR OLD WEIGHS 300 lbs" or "AMAZINGLY CUTE LIZARDS!" or "I'VE GOT A SECRET CRUSH ON YOU, AND YOU'RE MY TEACHER!"

Do you think we watch too much Maury, Shirl.

It's only me and you left on this thread - all other have backed away going 'o-kaaaaay'

I'd be embarrassed GetOrf if I had any shame.

I sky plussed a Jeremy Kyle this morning before I came to work - I do this about once a month, just to keep an eye on the slimy little oik, just to make sure he's not HypoToading the nation into Devil worship or anything.

Hope it's not one of those ones where the guests are really exploited....

oh

no no no - I didn't back away

I was having a RL (and no it didn't involved watching Muary )

I think I may have to start watching again......

when it's on and what channel

I think it is on Living. Or Fiver.

I don't know actually. Why did I post?