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to love and adore the TV show Maury. Come on you know you love it.

79 replies

GetOrfMoiLand · 03/11/2010 11:09

I watched a classic last week.

The run VT bit where it is all in black and white slow mo, telling the story (where Sharonda is crying about how her babydaddy Tyreece just don't come home no mo).

Tyreece was saying 'Sharonda said I came home smelling of sex. Well that aint sex, I just been eating fish'

It is my guilt pleasure, this show.

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ShirleyGunpowderPlot · 03/11/2010 14:38

[[http://uk-tv-guide.com/programme-details/LIVING/4+November+2010/08%3A00/Maury/Talk+Show/ Look here MaMo]

Someone shoot me.

ShirleyGunpowderPlot · 03/11/2010 14:39

4+November+2010/08%3A00/Maury/Talk+Show/ and again

ShirleyGunpowderPlot · 03/11/2010 14:39

WHAT THE?

FFS

AnakisT · 03/11/2010 14:44

I worship at the altar of Judge Judy.

So happy ITV2 are finally showing some new ones.

MaMoTTaT · 03/11/2010 14:44

oh no!

ShirleyGunpowderPlot · 03/11/2010 14:46

There was a good one on the other night where a bloke was suing a woman for vandalising his truck and then it turned out that he's posted a bunch of porno images on craigslist with her name address and telephone number on.

Judge Judy went Snooker freaking LOOPY on his arse.

It was most gratifying

DeadlyNightShadeofViolet · 03/11/2010 14:52

I love the new Judge Judy episodes. I have them on series link Blush

funkybuddah · 03/11/2010 15:08

Marisol tested like 30 guys and 1 was deceased!

I also like the parents who claim they aren't over feeding their kids

DeadlyNightShadeofViolet · 03/11/2010 15:13

Oh yes Marisol - one of the shows even took place while she was in prison.

I love the Makeunders for hoochy teenagers.

MilkNoSugarPlease · 11/11/2010 09:53

God I HAVE to stop watching clips on youtube :o

ShirleyKnot · 11/11/2010 10:00

Hello old thread, which I have just re-read and laughed at again.

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GetOrfMoiLand · 08/04/2011 14:29

Shirley you are so so funny on this thread Grin

And that 'what the jeff' link is brilliant.

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FuppyGish · 08/04/2011 15:09

I thought I was the only one who sky plussed JK

SilverScarf · 08/04/2011 18:24

Bows down at the alter of JJ. I would never cheat on her.

ScarlettWalking · 08/04/2011 18:27

"I tested 10 men and still don't know who my babydaddy is"

I remember an episode when one of the "fatherless" babies was actually named DaMaury "cos I love ya show Maury I watch it all day"

Grin
YouaretooniceNOT · 08/04/2011 18:42

I watch this show sometimes. It has me doubled up in stiches laughter or shouting at the television. Especially when a Mother has DNA tested 20 different men in order to find the Father of her baby. Each time the Mothwer is soo sure HE is THE DADDY! No shame at all but she does run off backstage screaming and crying just before she has been on all fours hammering the stage carpet with her fists shouting oooh nooo, oooh God not again LMAO!

x2boys · 08/04/2011 18:45

yeah love it much better than jeremy kyle where jeremy acts all shocked when a mum does nt know who the father of her child is [ usually between two men ] maury acts all calm and collected when he says this is the 19 th man we have tested and he is not the father the best bit is where the women compare a picture of the child and a picture of the men claim ythey are 1000 percent sure and then they are wrong my guilty pleasure

HerHissyness · 08/04/2011 18:49

Oh Getof, that is so funny, I used to watch that shite Maury in Egypt, Dr Phil and Oprah - basically Harpo had a deal to off load all of that crap delectable TV.

It was Rachel bloomin' Ray I couldn't watch in the end. Any time she had some celeb on who happened to mention anything about their child, Up she would pipe with some trite anecdote about her DAWG...

Gah! Dogs are NOT CHILDREN....

Was it Maury that had the same woman back for DNA tests 9 times? The poor kids

Ah unhappy days Grin

HerHissyness · 08/04/2011 18:49

Dr Phil is a whole other thread in itself.....

Spenguin · 08/04/2011 19:09

This is bloody HI-larious.

Random aside: a girl I knew who worked for Teach America in Atlanta taught a little girl named...

Trasharea...yes, that's 'Trash Area'.

And I thought naming the Dyson 'Fellatia' was bad...

mrscynical · 08/04/2011 19:29

Blimey, I am so glad that I've read this thread as I thought Judge Judy's court officer was called 'Bert'. Like his forename. Never knew it was Officer Byrd and I've been watching her for years. I now feel very ashamed.

Maury Povich is great but he always wears pastel colours which with his weird skintone makes him sort of 'blended' in a colourless mass IYKWIM.

Where Montel?

mumatron · 08/04/2011 19:38

LOVE maury. i don't know anyone in rl who watches Blush

this thread is hilarious.

FuppyGish · 08/04/2011 20:52

I love Dr Phil, although he's a bit worthy these days.

The horror I feel when I turn on Maury and its 'are they men or women?' or 'wild terrified looking zoo animals' etc etc.

Didn't Jenny Jones get cancelled when a bloke on there shot his neighbour after the neighbour declared his crush for him on the show??

capricorn76 · 09/04/2011 09:05

I don't like those type of shows. They make me feels unueasy as they are clearly exploiting poor and uneducated people so the rest of us can have a laugh at their expense.

Abcinthia · 09/04/2011 10:50

I love watching Maury. It really does make me laugh sometimes.