to scream with frustration....

[TandB]

..after I spend bloody ages bashing away with two fingers on a stupid, fiddly little touchscreen typing a reply to a thread at gets deleted just as I hit post.
Gah!
That is several minutes of my life I won't get back!

I should add that the reason I am investing so much time into MNing on said annoying touchscreen is that I have been waiting for e bloody bus for the last 25 minutes but a little-known side effect of a tube strike is apparently that all the buses spontaneously combust before I can get on them.

Losing interest in whether I ever get to Brixton.

I'm still on the bus if anyone is interested.

And my bloody, bloody, arsing bus just terminated!

I'm back kugfu

That'll be Kungfu

I'm here! I made it! Despite a nasty moment when my office tried to get me to divert to Croydon. But I disagreed. I shall probably sue them for bullying me. Only problem is that I am technically the boss of the person who suggested I should go to Croydon. But I won't let that stand in the way of a spurious good allegation of bullying.

[stands up and raises hand towards the horizon in manner of key speech in epic movie]
There comes a time in every panda's life when she must decide what she really believes in. Will she fall by the wayside, lured by the temptations of Croydon, or will she stand up and be counted? So I kept on going to that bus-stop right outside my office, even though the one before is actually quicker because of the traffic lights, because I'm Spaaaaartacuuuus!

[sits down quickly, realising that she got a bit carried away and everyone is looking at her]

Glad your ok Kungfu I lost my seat at the laptop to a chickenpoxy child but I have wrestled him out of the way and am back in the land of mumsnet!

So were the Hobnobs comments on the other thread part II actually typed by a particularly bright child, taking control of his own chickenpox and seeking the collective wisdom of MN?!

Sadly not that was my way of getting a quick answer to a question on a bollocks thread

It worked! I am pondering employing your technique every time I need urgent responses.

MNetter 1 "SAHMs suck"
MNetter 2 "WOHMS are all conniving harpies!"
MNetter 3 "Shouty shout shout!"
Kungfupannda "Does anyone know the exact amount of yeast needed to make teacakes?"

works every time