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rolof ...im pissing myself here ..telesales and dd4.

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droves · 01/11/2010 17:27

. I know i shouldnt have , i just couldnt help myself...
I had another sales call , (4 in 3 days ) always when your in the middle of something important ....like changing dd4`s nappy.

....SO i gave her the phone to talk to whilst i changed her. (on loud speaker)

Let me explain a bit ...dd4 has asd ..she talks in "the zone" ...by this i mean she repeats things she has heard. Cartoons ,dvds, nursery rymes... her favorites are ni lio kia lan and dora the explora.

COVERSATION GOES LIKE THIS ....

sales person :HELLO mrs droves , this is brendon from xxx just a curtosy call to let you know about unfair credit charges ....bla bla bla

DD4 : brendon ! brendon! brendon! ARIVADAY

sales person : eh? mrs droves ? your credit rating ...bla bla bla

dd4 : running fast ....im the map, im the map, im the map ,im the map ,IM THE MAP !

sales person : sorry ?

DD4 , boots up the mountain and over the bridge, up the mountain and over the bridge .

SALES PERSON : mrs droves ???

DD4 : WE DID IT ! (BURSTS INTO SONG) we did it we did it yay we did it .

sales person : clunk

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Haliborange · 01/11/2010 17:29
Grin

Can I borrow her?

saffy85 · 01/11/2010 17:30

Brilliant! Might try that myself. DD can give tlesales person a rendition of "poor unfortunate souls". She's very good. And incredibly loud.

Numberfour · 01/11/2010 17:30
Grin
droves · 01/11/2010 17:31

Grin nah im going to rent her out to family first !
The Pils hate sales calls .... bet they offer to babysit overnight now ! Wink

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sapphireblue · 01/11/2010 17:32
Grin

DD1 has had many an amusing conversation with random callers on the occasions she gets to the phone before me.

droves if your DDs memory is that good you'd better make doubly sure she never gets hold of your credit card number! You'd be fully double glazed and in posession of a conservatory by tea time Grin

droves · 01/11/2010 17:34

...i also have a ten year old boy who can burp on command .

I ONCE CAUGHT HIM BURPING DOWN THE MOBILE WHEN HIS SISTER PHONED.

this could be used too ?
Hmm

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droves · 01/11/2010 17:36

Lol sapphireblue .

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herecomesthesun · 01/11/2010 17:38

This is hilarious, I had started drinking from a can of coke and had to put my hand over my mouth to stop myself from spitting it out, you know when you have the drink still in your mouth and you have to wait to stop laughing before you can swallow it. What an ace story. I love this!

droves · 01/11/2010 17:45

You got to hand it too Brendon though , he was sure commitited to the job !

DIDNT GIVE UP , KEPT ON TRYING .

poor guy didnt stand a chance with dd4.

Grin
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