to want to be Tess Daly?

[carocaro]

She is so tall and glam and confident.

Am now very skinny. oh and married to someone who cheated on her.

Oooooh no. If you want to be someone, make it Kevin McCloud's wife...

YABU
you would have to give Vernon Kaye his jollies.

I'd rather be Widdicombe.

Aaah, Kevin...

Kenvin McCloud has a wife?? He never said. All those hours watching GDs and picturing us meeting..... Even my DH has a small crush on him. Have you seen him talking spanish?

Ah, sorry. KEVIN. T'was the shock

Oh No , don't like Tess at all, her and Vernon are sooo slimey..
Are you sure Kevin has a wife??? Booohoooo:-(

The idea of being tucked up with Vernon Kay is revolting! I always think that he looks like he smells!

I don't find her attractive at all and as for old Vernon

YABU. too skinny, vacuous and dull

Very average. Not as great as she clearly thinks she is.

YABU. She has the most annoying voice in the world. Ever.

I don't envy her Vernon. She could definitely do better than a bloke who sex texts other women.