to want to kill my family?

[dementedma]

i came home from work, tired and headachy. The petrol pumps at Asda (shock horror) refused my card even though i banked a cheque last Saturday - it takes 5 days to clear but 5 minutes to take out charges!!!
All 3 DCs are at home - two older teens and an 8 year old on half term. The kitchen sink is full of dirty dishes, the bathroom has wet towels all over the floor, the bedroom is in darkness because DH couldn't be arsed to draw the curtains back before he left for work, his dirty jeans are on the bed although the laundry basket is two feet away!
I survey the house and one of the DCs looks up and asks "What's for tea?".
I want to kill them all!!!
And yes, I'm due on - do you want to make something of it???

Killing spree. It's the only way.

Put them to work, with the condition that there's no tea until it's done ... then sit back on the sofa, with a glass of wine

fire away

Oh I feel your pain - my kids are exact same ages - I am so sick of the smell of stinky festering wet towels .. sometimes if the pants situation gets critical , one of them will put a wash on.

Just put it on - not get it out.
More festering stinky mouldy smelly clothes.

I promise you they know how to do these jobs - I am not constantly doing stuff for them - but What the FUCK?????