i agree, i can't stand anything with a picture of Jordan or Chazza cole on the front (really don't give a shit if they are "on the verge of a breakdown" or whatevva). Celeb papp is excruciating.
Tried Grazia, some of the fashion was ok but the juxtaposition of Horrible things happening to women in Sudan but ooh turn over here's a 400 quid handbag to orgasm over, made me feel a bit, well, ill.
Red makes me feel inadequate. As do many of the other glossies. What do you mean, you don't have a perfect beautiful home, dress in co-ordinated designer tea dresses, have your own business making cupcakes/teatowels/silk prints of your yummy mummy friends' pre-birth fanjos etc etc? Feel bad now? well, here's a million ads for cosmetic surgery at the end, go cheer yourself up with a boob job dear.
Easy Living, GHK, Woman Home etc make me feel old and dull. I'm 41 but still like to get drunk, lust after younger male film stars and dance to something in the top 40 download chart. NOT worry if my hoover is doing its job, if my shares are performing (what portfolio?? i have a mortgage not a trust fund thanks) or how to make my own organic duvet cover out of camomile teabags.
the only one i have bought in the last year was Top Sante to get some recipes to eat more healthily. It was ok, i lost a stone but it was a "special interest" buy.