(The explosion didn't leave any permanent scars though! Phew)
I witnessed a woman today stretch her chewing gum out of her mouth today so far that I was transfixed, wondering what on earth she was going to do.
All was revealed. 
She yanked the dummy out of the toddler'ss mouth that was accompanying her, broke a small piece of gum off, shoved it in the little girl's mouth and then the dummy back in.
I mean, how was the child going to chew and suck a dummy at the same time?
[grim]