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Fecking hell my judgey pants just combusted.

61 replies

ChristmasTrulyReigns · 20/10/2010 13:28

(The explosion didn't leave any permanent scars though! Phew)

I witnessed a woman today stretch her chewing gum out of her mouth today so far that I was transfixed, wondering what on earth she was going to do.

All was revealed. Sad

She yanked the dummy out of the toddler'ss mouth that was accompanying her, broke a small piece of gum off, shoved it in the little girl's mouth and then the dummy back in.

I mean, how was the child going to chew and suck a dummy at the same time?

[grim]

OP posts:
ChippingIn · 20/10/2010 14:48

OMG - a dummy & chewing gum?! Two kinds of evil in one go - brilliant.... she probably had coke in a bottle as well!

CheerfulYank · 20/10/2010 14:54

EW. If I had seen this and if, as an added bonus, the DC in question was named Kaydin or Braylee, I probably would have died on the spot from a judginess aneurysm.

I feel like I'm going to get flamed for that comment for some reason...bring it! :o

GloomyTubeNosedBat · 20/10/2010 14:56

It must be the same woman from the AIBU parked in a disabled space formula feeding thread, from yesterday. Or her twin.

SHRIIIEEEKPoolingBearBlood · 20/10/2010 14:58
Shock
VinegaRigamorTits · 20/10/2010 14:59

Maybe it was nigotine gum and she was helping the child to give up smoking

FindingMymOOOOOOOOjo · 20/10/2010 14:59

farkenhell! that's simply [hshock]
are you sure?

AScaryFuckingLemonadeDrinker · 20/10/2010 15:01

why? why would you even do that? The kid couldn't chew it, 'cos of the dummy....

FetchezLaVache · 20/10/2010 15:02

Maybe it was to stick the dummy in place? She was being ridiculous! Gaffer tape does a much better job. [hwink]

Mishy1234 · 20/10/2010 15:03

wow, that's nasty.

FindingMymOOOOOOOOjo · 20/10/2010 15:03

ROTFLMAO at VinegaRigamorTits

JamieLeeCurtis · 20/10/2010 15:04

Nooooooo
she'll definitely never learn to talk now

DurhamDurham · 20/10/2010 15:06

I mean if it was Hubba Bubba I could understand, kids love that!Grin

MuGGGhoulWump · 20/10/2010 15:08

Do you soy on me everywhere I go ChristmasTrulyReigns?

I think it's nice to share with my ickle bubba Shaneeesha.

MuGGGhoulWump · 20/10/2010 15:08

spy

hollyweens · 20/10/2010 15:15

Maybe she was refreshing her pallet after her Greggs sausage roll?

CrazyPlateLady · 20/10/2010 16:21

No way can this be true!!!! [hshock]

There cannot be anyone that idiotic out there? Please tell me there isn't!

FakePlasticTrees · 20/10/2010 17:17

In the game of judgey pants top trumps, I think you win OP.

That's really rather grim.

SuePurblybilt · 20/10/2010 17:24

Horrible. Anyway, everyone knows that swallowing gum glues up your insides and you quite explode. That women will explode her own child.

ManiDeadi · 20/10/2010 17:28

Or it will take 7 years to digest

LynetteScavo · 20/10/2010 17:34

I don't think it ever digests. It will bloke up the pipe when she goes for colonic irigation in years to come.

LynetteScavo · 20/10/2010 17:34

block up.

Heartsease · 20/10/2010 17:45

Grin at blokeing up a pipe.

ChristmasTrulyReigns · 20/10/2010 21:55

Thank you FakeP. Grin

Just had to share it with you - it was very cathartic, I walked round with my jaw dropped and muttering for quite a while.

OP posts:
Mumcentreplus · 20/10/2010 22:11

Lovin Vinegars name...

EnchantressNettieSpaghetti · 20/10/2010 22:22

hee hee im putting on my judgy jodphers and am almost certain its irn bru in a bottle, cos that hard!

love the gaffer tape idea. shame dd has already given dummys to the dummy fairy. here maybe there is a chewing gum fairy????

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