Fecking hell my judgey pants just combusted.

[ChristmasTrulyReigns]

(The explosion didn't leave any permanent scars though! Phew)

I witnessed a woman today stretch her chewing gum out of her mouth today so far that I was transfixed, wondering what on earth she was going to do.

All was revealed.

She yanked the dummy out of the toddler'ss mouth that was accompanying her, broke a small piece of gum off, shoved it in the little girl's mouth and then the dummy back in.

I mean, how was the child going to chew and suck a dummy at the same time?

[grim]

OMG - a dummy & chewing gum?! Two kinds of evil in one go - brilliant.... she probably had coke in a bottle as well!

EW. If I had seen this and if, as an added bonus, the DC in question was named Kaydin or Braylee, I probably would have died on the spot from a judginess aneurysm.

I feel like I'm going to get flamed for that comment for some reason...bring it! :o

It must be the same woman from the AIBU parked in a disabled space formula feeding thread, from yesterday. Or her twin.

Maybe it was nigotine gum and she was helping the child to give up smoking

farkenhell! that's simply [hshock]
are you sure?

why? why would you even do that? The kid couldn't chew it, 'cos of the dummy....

Maybe it was to stick the dummy in place? She was being ridiculous! Gaffer tape does a much better job. [hwink]

wow, that's nasty.

ROTFLMAO at VinegaRigamorTits

Nooooooo
she'll definitely never learn to talk now

I mean if it was Hubba Bubba I could understand, kids love that!

Do you soy on me everywhere I go ChristmasTrulyReigns?

I think it's nice to share with my ickle bubba Shaneeesha.

spy

Maybe she was refreshing her pallet after her Greggs sausage roll?

No way can this be true!!!! [hshock]

There cannot be anyone that idiotic out there? Please tell me there isn't!

In the game of judgey pants top trumps, I think you win OP.

That's really rather grim.

Horrible. Anyway, everyone knows that swallowing gum glues up your insides and you quite explode. That women will explode her own child.

Or it will take 7 years to digest

I don't think it ever digests. It will bloke up the pipe when she goes for colonic irigation in years to come.

block up.

at blokeing up a pipe.

Thank you FakeP.

Just had to share it with you - it was very cathartic, I walked round with my jaw dropped and muttering for quite a while.

Lovin Vinegars name...

hee hee im putting on my judgy jodphers and am almost certain its irn bru in a bottle, cos that hard!

love the gaffer tape idea. shame dd has already given dummys to the dummy fairy. here maybe there is a chewing gum fairy????