Fecking hell my judgey pants just combusted.

[ChristmasTrulyReigns]

(The explosion didn't leave any permanent scars though! Phew)

I witnessed a woman today stretch her chewing gum out of her mouth today so far that I was transfixed, wondering what on earth she was going to do.

All was revealed.

She yanked the dummy out of the toddler'ss mouth that was accompanying her, broke a small piece of gum off, shoved it in the little girl's mouth and then the dummy back in.

I mean, how was the child going to chew and suck a dummy at the same time?

[grim]

I vote for this being a wind up. Not by you CTR but as rubyrubyruby suggests by the woman getting an urge to do something strange in public to see if someone posts on MN.

Come on now, time to out yourself if you are reading chewing gum mum

oh thankyou

if you love my name please vote for me

shameless and in the lead!!!

My judgey pants have exploded all over the place and have stuck to walls and floor. some people should never ever be parents, they do not deserve to. What a stupid idiot.

was she wearing a shiny fake pink juicy couture type tracksuit and had her hair up in an "early girls aloud" pineapple style?

this thread has made me laugh so loud i put dh off his Gears of War xbox game and he just got sliced open with a chainsaw. only in the game of course... its not halloween quite yet .... mwah hah hah.

and i just voted for you VRT! tis bril. actually they are all very good on the top ten.

That is quite a depressing story in the OP, but may I congratulate you on a laugh out loud thread title?

Was the dummy on a thick gold chain around the toddler's neck?

Not read all the posts... but that is really really really GROSS.

Judge your pants off with impunity !!!

actually willyoudothedamnfanjo 's name just made me laugh out loud too!!! love it. [hsmile]

Voted - tough decision between VRT/SOS though - wish I could have voted for you both ... and not even chocolate will make me confess as to who I did vote for.

(Bottle of Bolly might though!)