To want to let off an air horn through my neighbours letterbox?

[kitcat83]

Last night drifted off in a lovely deep slumber at 10.30 to be rudely woken up by a massive party starting next door at 12.30!! Our neighbours are normally very good but last night it was like they had rounded up the yobs of the area and stuck them in their conservatory(underneath our bedroom window) and let them run riot til 6 this morning. I feel like bloody killing them! Husband grumpy and has to weild a chainsaw up a ladder today at work, I have a mountain of important accounting to do and I have a grumpy DS(3.7) to deal with. All while they sleep off their hopefully horrific hangovers, ahhhh!

Of course you are unreasonable....

Should be a vuvzela as they are far more irritating!!

Far more effective would be to turn up the most dreadful childrens TV as loud as you possibly can. Can you imagine having to sit through the bloody Wiggles when you're hungover? Revenge [hgrin]

Put something hideusly annoying on, like the Bob the BUilder theme tune, turn it up loud and go out for the morning.

I like your thinking! I am going to put some drum and bass on in the dining room and fireman sam on a loop in the lounge( lots of load music in that porgramme!!) I might also busy myself with pressure washing the drive or hoovering my car. Might also get DH to come home and cut the adjoining hedge! That should do it! Might also invite DS friends over after lunch and let them out in the garden, hee hee. Who ever said revenge is sweet is so right

Oh yes, pressure washers make a real racket.

Also lob a tennis ball at your car to make th alarm go off and then ignore it.

Then borrow a child and get them to throw the tennis ball repeatedly against the wall.

That kind of annoying noise will burrow into their (already thumping) craniums and will really annoy.

Yep, now it's your turn to wake them up! Go for it!