To leave DH???

[MadameCastafiore]

For Cesc Fabregas?

I lurve him?

Where are the gooners when you need them?

last i heard it was 5-0...

Oooh, tough one... Does Cesc return your calls?

Yes - he just rang couldn't understand a word he said with those dodgy teeth but I wasn't thinking about his teeth whilst he was talking. (Wilshere looked like a pumpkin next to Cesc when they were being nterviewed!)

He on his way round now!

2 timing bastard said he was on his way to mine, ah well I will stick to a 1 up with Rooney then.

Barf - Rooney why? Even £180k a week and I couldn't shag him????

Agree about Rooney. Not in a million years.

Just so I can get him away from that bitch Coleen.
Plus he likes older women....

You dont leave...you just experiment because you are trying to find yourself and younger extremely fit men.. and then come home

Bloody good plan there Mumcentre - just off to finish cooking the paella he depleted of energy after match and will surely need some for what I have planned for him!

hehehe

What a bunch of slappers :)