Conservatives to cut the sun from the sky tomorrow

[TethHearseEnd]

Taxpayers have been subsidising the sun for far too long, and it's about time somebody put a stop to all these scroungers sunbathing and absorbing light and heat FOR FREE.

Well done to them I say. Hit the lefties where it hurts, right in the solar panels.

Surely we can get round that by cutting maternity leave?

No maternity leave = no full pay on maternity leave.

Problem solved.

Yess..no Maternity leave..I mean what were we all thinking?..if you can't afford children don't have them...if you need support well its obvious you are a needy scrouger...

Too much, TethHearseEnd?

You're right. I shall smother those nasty socialist leanings and return to mild muttering.