Conservatives to cut the sun from the sky tomorrow

[TethHearseEnd]

Taxpayers have been subsidising the sun for far too long, and it's about time somebody put a stop to all these scroungers sunbathing and absorbing light and heat FOR FREE.

Well done to them I say. Hit the lefties where it hurts, right in the solar panels.

Cut your own grass scrounger!!

Oxygen thieves. Bastards. Our neighbours open their windows all the time. Not content with the air in their own house, they're robbing the stuff from the rest of us. And I hear them talking through the walls. Wasting words all over the place. Thank God we've got a government that are willing to put an end to this selfish behaviour.

I've reported DomesticGoddess lawnmower. Lazy shit was fraternising with her 52 inch plasma rather than cutting grass.

minge and fringe too!!!..

And what about sleep? Surely the scroungers don't need sleep, they don't work anyway?

My sleep had already been cut thanks very much. Suspect DS is in cahoots with the coalition.

Some of the proles collect rain water and get it for FREE. Enough of that already. Don't they know the market is king now?

30 prominent business men (because it is always men isn't it?) urge the ConDems to ban rainbutts, windows, and anything else which lets the scroungers get anything for free. Damn them!

PS, while they're at it, could they please cut ds's toe nails. He hates it, squirms and cries like mad, but it's for his own good.

they took it from Scotland first!

That's a worry Pointy - if they cut the sun, then the gits will just sleep all day AND night ? Apart from when they need to watch the 52 inch plasma.

True pointy...I mean wtf..free relaxing,snoozing,rem sleep (with-out the premium)???...its just not on..

@Mumcentreplus,

And we should be cuting REM sleep for them too, I mean, free dreams? What's that all about?

I'm pretty sure that they're already taken the axe to some dreams.

The thing is that Labour spent so much on the upkeep of the sun that we can't keep it anymore.
The Swine.

exactly..REM sleep is like the Sky Tv of sleep...you have to pay I say!!

they've not they're. Did they cut my ability to string a sentence together?!?!? I missed that on the news.

Yes. Bloody Labour. They spent over ten years squandering the bloody sunshine. Throwing sunshine at anyone who wanted to come here and just roll around in our sunshine.

yes cut the sunshine I say, casting all those shadows,all with different dads

No Thatcher wasn't all bad she liked Rudyard Kipling

Actually, they should just cut what little sunshine there is in Scotland and leave it for those sunnier parts of the UK. We've got broad hardy shoulders, we can weather the storms.

No way, we're not having you scots steal all the bloody rain right from under our noses. Or on top of our heads.

Gives a whole new meaning to SAD doesn't it.

We've got our own Parliament TethHearseEnd, if we want to vote to spend all our money on rain then we will.

Whose money?

Taxpayers' of course.

English taxpayers, actually.

GoreRenewed Free water? I bloody pay for my water. If you are not paying for yours than we are all chipping in.