to 'lose' the chimp?

[misdee]

dd3 got this fur real chimp for xmas a couple of years ago.

but now dd4 has claimed it as hers. it goes everywhere with her, inc bed, school run etc.

its driving me mad, and tbh sometimes it scares me, as will be silent for ages, then suddenly make chimp noises at me.

dd4 is currently feeding it lunch. it has half a chip stuck in its mouth.

If it goes everywhere with DD4, it'll probably get lost soon enough anyway. And then you'll have to buy another one, because DD4 will be inconsolable without it.

Sorry. :(

oh dear, thought you'd say that.

it has already lost an ear, am hoping more parts fall off it as time goes on.

i was amde to brush its fur yesterday

LOL, your brightest hope is that bits fall off, so it gets smaller and smaller...

youve just reminded me I dreant of really black mini monkeys this morning . Im not sure how sane I am when I fall back to sleep for that hour after dh has gone .

You're a lying cow... you weren't made to do anything!!

I've seen you with it and you love it.

personalclown, she has somehow trained the dogs to leave it alone! they will sniff it and look at it, but wont touch it.

Dogs know evil when they see it!