To want to vajazzle my vajayjay!

[happiestblonde]

Okay...

I have Masters degree
I have never worn fake tan
I do not have fake nails
I do not own any polyester or nylon clothes
And my hair is dyed a caramel not platinum blonde...

But I REALLY want to get a vajazzle!!!

Is this awful? Should I pack it all in, leave my lovely DP with a respectable job and move to Essex? (no offence to any MNers from Essex)

Argh!

YABU - a choking hazard IMO.

Right, I have just googled vajazzling and it said "to decorate the vulva with crystals like Jennifer Love Hewitt".

Based on that alone, YABU. Get a hobby

I had to google it. Looks like they're out of stock at the moment - sorry.

Do they just stick on?

Would you have to get a serious Brazilian wax first?

I'm sure your DP would love it - as long as he didn't get scratched by Swarovski crystals.

It'll get stuck in your tights, so YABU.

I think it looks pretty but if I had it done you have to lift my saggy baby belly up to see it!

I just think it looks pretty.

I'm already Brazilian'd (sorry for TMI)and thought it might be fun