to think guests shouldn't arrive, hug you, accept a warm beverage and then...

[giraffesCantDookForApples]

fall asleep on your sofa and fart and snore?

I am having to type quietly.

YANBU - but I am laughing!!!

What did you put in their cocoa? [suspicious eyes]

You haven't got my dad at yours have you?

If they are over 80 then they are not only allowed to do this, it is in fact expected of them.

If they are under 80 then accidently kick them as you walk past. You may find you need to walk past them several times.

Oh definetly uder 80

Mother of Teenagers here.
Yes, YABU.
Do their dirty laundry whilst they snooze, and recognise that all that studenty stuff takes it out of one.

lol, very funny!

FIL does that.

YANBU...its weird how some folk do things that are totally odd like that. My mate saked me round one evening for wine and nibbles...she drank two bottles and fell asleep with her gob open!

Oh, I hadn't thought of small children. If your guest is a pre-schooler then don't kick them or there will be screaming.

They must feel very relaxed in your warm and welcoming home.
Or they are socially inept.
Or very pissed already.
Or have just completed a 24 hour marathon in aid of charity.
So why don't you mind, as you are typing quietly rather than playing your trombone in their ears?

lol, totally normal for my dad - and he's well under 80!

Giraffe, come back and put us out of our puzzlement.
Who or what are they and why are they asleep?

No puppy or kitten?

New, I mean.

My dad would do this but he's not that far under 80 - mind you, he would have done it whatever age, I reckon.

My Dad this - and then denies it

My FIL does it too actually, after a good roasty

I wish my teenagers would do it - they're never here!

Oh sorry only just seen this, got distracted andthen been out most of day.

Was my 14mo niece. Lazy bum! Very sweet though have to admit!