Klaxon! Klaxon! Klaxon! Apprentice about to start!

[proudnscary]

Uncork your wine!
Suspend your wankerometers!
Place yeeerrr bets!

Making coffee (I'm scared I'll die if I drink wine)
Strong.
It needs to be strong to handle them, the chumps.

I swore I wasn't going to watch it this year, and it's sucked me in again

Is this the first ep of this season? I have it book marked but wasnt sure - it is hard to come in half way through!

Second invisibleink - started last week.

It's my guilty pleasure, and if I have coffee this time of night I won't sleep, so it's wine. DH has decamped to bed, he doesn't understand why I like this. I've tried telling him - chocolate without the calories (OK, the wine does not help here but stil...)

Thank you for the reminder: I have decided to watch it this year

Last episode was...illuminating, to say the least.

If the contestants could bottle bullshit - there would be plenty of multi-millionaires produced from this show

Ah bugger. Will try to catch up! Missing one shouldnt be too bad? Who are the ones to watch? Who is good to bitch about and why? Fill me in!

Whoops- I just started a thread in telly addicts. I'll link it so we don't get huffers coming on saying we are in the wrong topic, hang on...

over here

You're fired, proudnglad

Sorry guys- longest-running thread apparently is here

arggh what thread am i supposed to be on.

Ooops only just remembered to check my thread now! Ok will check out t'other thread on telly if I remember!

My view: Laura was THE worst ever team leader with the worst EVER product and her arse should have been fired!

Will work out the winner of the Blackpool extravaganza.

Oh gawd now seen my other apprentice thread on here soz! All very confusing