to tell Ds that it is his fault that I have

[2bloodyshoes]

piles?
well he did cause them :o

No, don't, even in fun.

My mother nearly died when my little sister was born, and our grandma used to say "you nearly killed your mother." to her. I remember her distraught at about 5 years old because Grandma said this.

Guilt is a terrible thing.

oh he is 18, I think he can get the joke

18, blimey, ok, but be prepared to be blamed for his flat feet/short sight/curly hair/insolvency/IQ/anything at all actually.:)