to want to turn over every time the Heinz advert is on?

[gapbear]

I can't bear all that blowing. Disgusting. If someone near me was making a noise blowing on their soup, they'd find it in their lap...

My Grandad used to scowl at my brother when we were eating soup and tell him he sounded "like a dinosaur crossing a swamp".

Eurgh - he sounds like my brother. Ate cornflakes without ever shutting his mouth. Hideous.