To want a diamond gusset?

[seymourbeaver]

wow I am sold
I want one now
look

How long before BoF posts a link to Terry Wogan's cock on this thread?

oh yuk...there is something medical looking about that

so do normal trousers hurt your tackle then?

I am quite disappointed as that wasn't as lewd as I'd have hoped

Surely that is a euphemism for something though.....

these are cowboy jeans then?

for you, tippy

HecateQueenOfWitches
my tackle is quite large. 9 inch erect and my bollocks are the size of golf balls so I need lots of space

was thinking the same as bethjeff!

my teenage DB's been wearing jeans with a diamond gusset for years now, apparently you don't rip them so easily when doing skateboard tricks - or so he tells me. mind you his also come with the obligatory extra low slung look which always amaze me that they stay up on his ultra skinny frame.

Huzzah

Only nine inches?

Am I the only one that was expecting a picture of a sparkly swarovski - style knicker lining????
Right....ok then...
Just me

My Dad is a jeweller and some woman came in last week asking him to mend her sparkly swarovski encrusted thong.

I just about had a fit when I walked in and saw it draped across his workbench.

But yes- that is the sort of thing that I would have imagined this thread to be I am sorely disappointed

Bethjeff, Eeww! Or should that be Ouch?! Depends on where the diamonte is positioned I guess....

Amos Brierley could have done with some specially adapted trews, so I've imagined heard...

What

The

Fuck?

Bellagio the thing looked like a diamante encrusted cheese cutter.

I am going to go in when it's due for pickup so that I can gawp see if she blushes

ahhh, i see.

So your tackle is 3 inches erect and you have balls the size of Liebesperlen

have to say, I was expecting something more like this

Alieight I love that what is it called and where can I get it done as a wedding night thing .

That's exactly what I was expecting Alieight!

Hecate - not sure if I want to eat my thing of liebesperlen now. I was saving them too!

Alieight, That is what I was expecting - was very disappointed to see it was about jeans...

jewel-encrusted thong?

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