to sulk, with a takeaway and a beer

[stubbornhubby]

For the first time I can ever remember ALL our DCs are out, or away, this Saturday night. I have come up with eight different suggestions for Mrs Stubby of things we could do with this unusual evening.

and all eight ideas have been rejected.

AIBU to sulk, then, and spend Sat evening on the sofa with a pizza and a beer, downloading exciting apps for my android.

depends what the suggestions were

Is this where we ask what the 8 things are?

Yup, what have you suggested?

Shall we guess

unless all the 8 things are versions of oral or anal or require a chicken then yanbu

don't you really want to know more about my phone?

None of them required clothes and ALL of them required whipped cream didn't they?

no not really.

1 Rub your feet and then watch football.
2 Rub your feet and then watch Rugby.
3 Rub your feet and watch you playing with your android

nerdyface on the contrary none of them require whipped cream and all them require clothes.

ooh ooh, maybe thats the problem!!!

So I will email Mrs Stubborn a NINTH idea right now... back in 10 mins to let you know how I get on.

I KNEW you'd want to talk about your phone!

Would I be right in assuming that you've just got an HTC desire?

Download Farm Frenzy and play that all evening... well, until Mrs Stubby gets p1ssed off with the farmyard noises and throws you out of the room.

OK I have now made 10 suggestions, including one involving cream, and Mrs Stubborn has made one suggestion.

And we've arrived at a decision about what we are doing!

We are making a half hour journey to a far-away multiplex to see Tamara Drewe

Anyone feel they could make a guess whose suggestion that was?

Blimy looks boring beyond belief !

Ahhh how sweet!

Can you not make a counter offer concerning a meal, a pub and carrying her over the threshold on the way home?

Good plan !

I misread the title as a takeaway and a BEAR.

gives a very differnt image

Tamara Drewe??...Oh hell no!...I second Bonzo's idea...

Tamara Drewe - maybe boring for you girls but GOSH the hope if offers to the middle-aged man: they too, can get the girl...

wow.

It was almost worth the ultimate price he paid.

bonzodoodah well, I tried the whole threshold thing, but I have to say it didn't work too well

• what are you DOING?? PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW!!

Well I'm saving going to see Tamara Drewe until the 5th November when I can see it in Lancaster in the morning and have cake and a brew for the price of my ticket!!!