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front back front..?!

14 replies

jules6969 · 07/10/2010 22:10

is it ok that my bf when having sex likes to go from front to rear then front again? I think it's dirty and I may catch summit. I enjoy it but wot do you think?

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AnyFucker · 07/10/2010 22:14

have a Biscuit and a good scrub

oh, and some Canestan wouldn't go amiss

HTH

Ingles2 · 07/10/2010 22:14

that's pretty grim imo....
you want anal..fine...but swapping round can't be hygenic.

Theincrediblesulk1 · 07/10/2010 22:16

Ick why would you post that?

thisisyesterday · 07/10/2010 22:17

manky. he needs to use a condom and change it after he has been in the back

MrsMoosickle · 07/10/2010 22:17

I think I preferred the mince in milk thread, this has put me right off my Horlicks.

MumInBeds · 07/10/2010 22:20

That's a verse of the okey-cokey I've not heard before...

BeccaandEvie · 07/10/2010 22:32

Its not hygenic to do that. He shouldn't go in the front after being in the back.

snoozathon · 07/10/2010 22:35

Look after your Biscuit and cease. You probably have all sorts up there now

NestaFiesta · 07/10/2010 23:05

Just tell him "milk, milk, lemonade and round the back's where chocolate's made, so butt out!"

loopyloops · 07/10/2010 23:08

ewwwwwwwwww.

NestaFiesta · 07/10/2010 23:22

What loopy said, but with more wwwws on the end. Hygiene! yuk!

jules6969 · 09/10/2010 10:40

I like it though just concerned i'll catch summit, i do have a slight discharge. at least he doesn't want it front back mouth!

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HecateQueenOfWitches · 09/10/2010 10:41

yuk
yuk
yuk

saturday bloody morning.

I'm off to take my kids to the park

Maybe we'll see you there later with your mummy and daddy.

Gay40 · 09/10/2010 10:47

You're not going to catch anything, but you will get a nasty infection. It's not dirty, but not good for your hygiene.

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