Apprentice!!!!! Everyone to their tellies now, now, now!

[proudnglad]

Just providing a public service there, me loves.

Who is doing the mincing?

what was the last girls one??????

What is the team leaders name? That man is a tosspot

PMSL

the boys are too alpha male to mince

lamb and mint?

ewwwwwwwwww at the boys

aha - I thought they said lamb and newt

No, pork and mint (says my friend).

Ble.

PMSL at lamb & newt!

My sentiments exactly Scottishmummy

oh god the boys ones coming out that machine looked like shite

The boys sausages look gross

The boys sausages look like weird turds

male team leader is horrible. Want him to go very early as don't like his face

Jamie Lester keeps doing dismissive gesture things with his hands

how rude was 'if you want the business you'll work it out really quickly' fucking tosser.

what a shouty tosspot,can smell the testosterone and hugo boss from here

It was pork and cider, chicken and chilli, and lamb and mint, I think. And the boys' is rusk and abbatoir-floor-sweepings.

OMG sausage machine almost wet myself!

male leader is strutting around telling and doing bugger all to help

no nasties - just full of shite.

No nasties?

i love gawping at the egotistical wankery of it all

Do you think the brief given to them all in their opening "piece to camera" was: "come up with a spiel that makes you look and sound like a complete arse."

"Local...er...regional meat"