Apprentice!!!!! Everyone to their tellies now, now, now!

[proudnglad]

Just providing a public service there, me loves.

dan harris seems nice

we should have had a bullshit bingo for this

banG-Ger urghh

all the girlie gushing and clapping is cringetastic.and the lads are big-swinging-dicks

Woah- I love a boozy banger mesself...

eliminate the mums and go for the boozers??

"100% agree with you but...." how annoying!

lets get these sausages sorted.too right lassies

I like the sound of boozy banger too

I rather like Raleigh

I wouldn't but 42 per cent sausages

What a great start.
Love the one 'O h I can sell any sausage to anyoone'

Do you want to be project manager?

Errr no thanks.
All mouth and no action?

blimey she didn't bargain long!

project manager isnt that shorthand for tosspot

ew 42% is tesco value level, sawdust and shit, bleurgh

Have been waiting for this for ages.

Heehee, that trader has got them by the balls

lovin the chirpy butcher,with you snooze u loose line

i like the cleaning woman, seems, dare i say it, normal

wank words bingo - passengers, balls on the line, fundamental

100% agree BUT...

'i feel strongly we sort the sausages out' oh yes

Oh yum- rancid crap.

lovin the chirpy butcher,with you snooze u loose line

Is he a schoolteacher?

The men's project manager is a complete megalomaniac.

This is like an episode of The In-Betweeners.

Watch your fingers!