To think men are slightly deluded? - Penis sizes

[MsBehaved]

I can't be the only one whose DH/DP has strange delusions of how long his length is?

My DP swears blind that he has 9 inches, when he has a generous 6. How ever much I try to tell him that is 6 and that it's not a bad thing (I don't think I could manage 9) he still is adamant that he's right!

Yet he won't get out the ruler to prove it :o

So come forth and tell your tales of deluded penis sizes, so I don't feel like I'm the only person banging my head against a brick wall! :o

OP, my DH is the opposite. He thinks his is really small when in actual fact it is an average 6-7inches and is the best Ive had.

I've been with a man who resembled a pledge can, but he was rubbish. Definitely more about technique

Was it a can with or without the lid?

TLD...what difference does that make ?

I have never seen a willy with a weird pointy nozzle

or have I ?..

< dredges memory banks >

get the tape measure out...I have

AF I was just wondering if it had a weird pointy end

My measuring tape is staying hidden, I don't wany my illusions shattered.

i accidentially came across a porn site the other day, the bloke's schlongs were very above average

yes, TLD, put the ruler away

and unless you have a nozzle that sprays, you should be ok

err, ...

lol at "accidently coming across a porn site"

hey, there were proper porn links on 'ere last night

I had to report 'em and everyfink

dirty bastards

Porn winkies are weird, they all seem to have had their foreskins removed.

Not that I'm trying to find a reason not to be jealous, of course.

welcome to our world tech

You are all jealous?

No spray nozzle TLD!

I saw there was a guy on the lpsg site with a ticker ...5" long etc.... erm well thats NOT what I would class as large.

TBH its not the length but the girth that men should be competing about! Or is that just me?

Maybe but having one that's REALLY fat is just ridiculous, isn't it?