To think men are slightly deluded? - Penis sizes

[MsBehaved]

I can't be the only one whose DH/DP has strange delusions of how long his length is?

My DP swears blind that he has 9 inches, when he has a generous 6. How ever much I try to tell him that is 6 and that it's not a bad thing (I don't think I could manage 9) he still is adamant that he's right!

Yet he won't get out the ruler to prove it :o

So come forth and tell your tales of deluded penis sizes, so I don't feel like I'm the only person banging my head against a brick wall! :o

Biggest one I had - or didn't have - rather was like a comedy cock.

Seriously, was like a coke can. I thanked him very nicely but said there was no way I was even going to attempt to do anything with it.

Poor guy hardly ever got laid - it was terrifying.

I went out with a big one owner too. I'd say I didn't like it but I'd be fibbing

Ahh but is he a show-er or a grow-er?
Can be deceptive when flaccid. I did go out with a guy who I swear had a 90' bend in his pocket rocket.

the biggest one i have handled was longer than a ruler and i couldnt put my thumb and forefinger around it!he had only had sex with 2 women,there was no way it was going ne me.

this thread really shows the differences in how men and women think.

apart from nocake, who i think is lying to get you all onside

I just tell my DH he is massive and it keeps him happy

I've never measured but I've never had any complaints, either way.

www.lpsg.org/

Do you mean this forum?

@ nikki

that forum is hilarious

nocake, and there's your killer line

I love that forum...Im considering joining to be a perve councillor :-)

having just clicked on one of the threads I actually cant breathe for laughing...a list of questions for newbies...

'when you sit on the toilet does it dunk in the water?'

and

'have you ever sat on it?'

Just me thats finding that REALLY funny?

that is HUGE!

Should you really be putting porn links on here? Blimey!

LOL at the obvious porn links your gunna get in trooouuuuble

under the 'sex with' ... section, there's a list of things like positions etc, and it includes

injuries.

ewwww!

If either of you are over 16 years old and you're still talking about length you deserve to be stabbed in the throat with a sharp pencil.

Seriously, grow the fuck up.

Men do.

Some men do.

Some men sometimes do.

I do.

No I don't, the end.

porn links...must you ?

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I thought that forum was meant to be for people who found, erm, their endowment, was a hindrance to them in their life and who needed support and help on how to find a sympathetic partner.

I clicked on one link - she same one as laurenamium - where posters were introducing themselves and they all seemed to say "love it" "wouldn't mind being a bit bigger" and "wahey get a load of this darlin" (OK I made the last one up but you get the drift).

Is the large penis support group a registered charity, do you think?

If I were a man I'd leave them something in my will and get everybody wondering about me forever more.