To think men are slightly deluded? - Penis sizes

[MsBehaved]

I can't be the only one whose DH/DP has strange delusions of how long his length is?

My DP swears blind that he has 9 inches, when he has a generous 6. How ever much I try to tell him that is 6 and that it's not a bad thing (I don't think I could manage 9) he still is adamant that he's right!

Yet he won't get out the ruler to prove it :o

So come forth and tell your tales of deluded penis sizes, so I don't feel like I'm the only person banging my head against a brick wall! :o

@ this thread.

"Why does he care how big it is? Surely all that matters is if you think it's big enough?"

Are you serious, nocake?

He
is
a
MAN

I'd probably struggle not to mock this imaginary cock.

ie when walking past him at a distance of about three feet, pretending to have to squeeze past and squeal "oh please do stop shoving your ENORMOUS COCK at me!"

But then I am a mean sort of person, when all's said and done.

Ha! I never realized there was a measuring convention. We have measured my DHs once (drunk? ) and he insisted that you measure from the back. Hence his 9 inch whopper.

I had a go on huuuuuuge one. The bloke wasn't deluded, or even proud. He was actually slightly apologetic, as I must've looked a little anxious.

To me it is the same as the women who say they are a size 10 when they are more like a size 14. If people want to delude themselves to feel better then be my guest!

Nb should add this was a long time before I met DH!

at BS

BalloonSlayer - I'm a man and I don't care how big mine is, as long as it's big enough to keep DW happy.

Now you see, i have the opposite problem.

Manshape has size 17 feet, and it really is true what they say about men with big feet...

Someone on MN once posted a link to a forum for men with big cocks.

Wish I could find it. The threads on there where hillarious, but they took themselves soooo seriously

How big IS average? Seems to be a lot of urban legends on that one.

Anyway DP claims not to know and will not measure but puts on a faint air of pride, so I guess he is happy?!

Average penis size

I wonder how this dude rates?

When I was at school , a huge joke was a boy saying 'I've got a 12 inch cock but I don't use it as a rule'.
I really don't think that there is much difference between them. Flacid they can look quite different, but erect - virtually all the same.

Just had to come on and @ BalloonSlayer's cock-mocking.

As you were.

Chiaro! You got me!

YANBU.

In my stoodent days, I arranged, by email to begin a sexy relationship with a guy I knew platonically for a few years (don't ask how it came about...) One night on MSN, chat was getting frisky and he hinted at his generous nob. I actually asked him straight out "is it big then?" and he did this coy "maybe "

When it came to the time, I felt very cheated. I don't know he was genuinely deluded or knowingly lying. For what reason, I don't know. You wouldn't lie about that, would you? Not if sex was definitely going to happen

Best thread ever!!

Will be reading it to DH later!

He refuses to measure his as well, although he does 'joke' that having sex with me is like waving it around through an open window
I prefer to think it's his miniscule willy, rather than my huge bucket.

cupcakes - when i was internet dating many years ago i encountered several blokes who always hinted heavily that they had a trouser monster.

Never turned out to be true. either I've been spoilt or they're sadly deluded.

Well Nancy, I would say it was disappointing but it was the best sex I've ever had What old matey lacked in length, he made up for in skill!

actually one of the best shags I ever had was with a bloke with a smaller than average one.....i'm getting flashbacks now - wow

I never understand how men can possibly know how big they are in comparison to others unless they go round comparing erect ones. In my (admittedly not vast) experience erect size isn't directly related to flaccid size.

I mean if they're comparing in the showers having a big floppy one isn't really anything to be proud of.

I'm always amazed at just how much they can change size in normal day to day life, especially when it's cold :)

The right answer is what guys who sold Rolls-Royce cars would say if you asked how powerful the engine was--

"Sufficient."

haha @ this thread.

I have had a partner with a massive cock before and to be honest.... the sex was crap because of it!

But i agree that they do fib a little! Or are deluded! Dunno who said it was odd to tal to your DP about his cock size but I think you are mistaken. Seems pretty normal to me.. (not intense convos, just throw away comments here and there)