Two of my partners best friends had a child, were together for a long time and then split up! (Background not the funny bit!..)
So anyway, the Male friend, Ashley, brought his son round to ours for them both to stay for a few days while Ashleys partner moved out of their house.
Everything is fine untill the first evening he asks his little 3 yr old what he wants for dinner.
Ashley "Reuben, what do you want for dinner buddy?"
Reuben "Fuck you dada!"
Ashley ".....Want chips with that?"
I literally had to sprint out of the house to collapse in the garden laughing!
Turns out, Reuben was learning to swear from Ashleys partner! That is another story all together mind you!