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homebirthmummy4 · 04/10/2010 13:15

georgie porgie pudding and pie
took child benefits and made us all cry
when benefit claimants shouted 'hooray'
georgie porgie took theirs away!

yup, we are all equal now!

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iliketosleep · 04/10/2010 13:18

Grin Love it!!!

You must send a copy to the goverment!

TheAtomicBum · 04/10/2010 13:28

In a long budgetted rant,
He took away the maternity grant.
And the age to retire,
Just rose even higher.

He said "let clean up the mess"
The government's dect must be less.
Don't worry about the ritch,
We'll just leave the poor commoners starving in a ditch!

southeastastra · 04/10/2010 13:35

i've got a better one:

the tories - what cunts

Iklboo · 04/10/2010 13:41

So Nick & Dave are all the rave
With the toffs and super rich
While George went theiving they're still receiving
With noses in the trough

No benefits or pension rights
Even if you work like a slave
And just to prove no oversights
They'll work you to your grave

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