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To want to shag George Michael?

26 replies

LynetteScavo · 02/10/2010 00:36

I mean he's gay, and in prison..but I've jsut seen him on Youtube, and am convinced we would be good together.

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CaptainNancy · 02/10/2010 00:39

Urghh... YABU. He hasn't been fit since about 1984.

vicbar · 02/10/2010 00:41

URGHH I love Gm's music but seriously I dont think he's ever been hot but def not now. - What was he doing on youtube that might make it easier to understand.

MistsAndMellow · 02/10/2010 00:42

I hearted George Michael many years ago (I have an school art folder from 1985 saying just that which DH is always threatening to scan and put on my profile Grin) so YANBU.

DD is just discovering him starting with early Wham on You-tube, it's great!

The prison thing is a bit unfortunate but at least you could drop him a line and make an offer, he isn't going anywhere for a bit.

MrsMadWriggle · 02/10/2010 00:43

I once had a very erotic dream about GM and I don't even fancy him....

WillYouDoTheDamnFanjo · 02/10/2010 00:49

No way. He is cute, but too stoned all the time.

He would probably just wibble about Stephen Hawking, tuck into a massive round of cheese on toast and then go to sleep verrrry slowly.

vicbar · 02/10/2010 01:07

I have to add that I have managed (much to DH disguct) to brainwash / teach DD1,DS1 and DD2 the whole of the Wham rap, Everything she wants and wake me up before you go go. Ive also sky plused TOTP 2 which was a Wham special and whenever the DH is out the kids beg for it. I know it's sad but someone needs to carryon the love of 80's pop to the next generation.

MistsAndMellow · 02/10/2010 01:12

Yes it is a serious responsibility isn't it?

I feel very much the same about early Madonna and Michael Jackson.

vicbar · 02/10/2010 01:16

Im stupidly proud of them and once when picking DD1 (6) up from the school disco she was singing the Wham Rap - The teachers looked at me like it was child abuse! (my DH would have agreed)
DD1 (6) loves MJ - I dont know why we dont have any of his songs but tbh it rather that than her singing Justine Beiber. Baby, babay ababy noooooo (I want to kill when they start wailing that).

MistsAndMellow · 02/10/2010 01:24

I have quite successfully concealed JB from DD!

proudnglad · 02/10/2010 08:02

If you are Mr Big residing in Cell Block C, HM Belmarsh, your luck's in

Hassled · 02/10/2010 08:23

"Hey everybody take a look at me
I've got street credibility
I may not have a job but I have a good time
With the boys that I meet down on the line"

It's such a shame George is having a good time with the boys that he meets inside now - it doesn't scan so well.

vicbar - you're doing sterling work and I am ashamed that I have never taught my DCs the lyrics to Wham Rap. This is all going to change today.

Lynette - you're barking. I mean that kindly.

euphrosyne · 02/10/2010 09:03

YABU

PhillipeVonRumple · 02/10/2010 09:04

YABU

vicbar · 02/10/2010 12:07

Hassled just have the Cd in the car, it has now got to the point of ridiculous. My 10 week old DD started to cry and DS said put Wham bam on, she stopped immediatly. Wrong but sooo right Grin

zukiecat · 02/10/2010 14:21

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salizchap · 02/10/2010 15:30

YABVU! Shock

george clooney-yum
george foreman-phwoar!!!
george hamilton-for a shugga daddy
george lucas-would love to be his princess leia
george peppard-hell yes

George Michael, no no no!!

tethersend · 02/10/2010 15:39

Formby?

Blondeshavemorefun · 02/10/2010 15:49

indeed he is was sexy :)

but he likes to bat for the other side Grin so its NEVER gonna happen - unless with mr blondes lol

catinthehat2 · 02/10/2010 16:02

Phil Oakey

Now you are talking.

catinthehat2 · 02/10/2010 16:04

Actually.

Brian Ferry as well.

catinthehat2 · 02/10/2010 16:05

And Steve Harley.

tethersend · 02/10/2010 16:27

George Formby was gay?

Shock

Cleaning windows indeed.

Nancy66 · 02/10/2010 16:29

I'd like a threesome with him and Andrew ridgeley - but how they looked circa 1985

tethersend · 02/10/2010 16:37

Now Nancy that's just sick. George Formby died in 1961. He wasn't looking so hot in 1985.

Marginally better than Andrew Ridgeley though, to be fair.

KerryMumbles · 02/10/2010 16:43

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