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AIBU to fantasise

42 replies

pogleswife · 01/10/2010 19:24

about having filthy dirty sex with Lemmy from Motorhead whilst doing the supermarket shop?

Please share with me your ways of getting through the tedious chores of life. . .

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pjmama · 01/10/2010 19:34

I can't beat that one, sorry!

Which aisle are you up, in your fantasy? Wink

fedupofnamechanging · 01/10/2010 19:34

Not U to fantasise, but U that it is about Lemmy from Motorhead. I was brought up on a diet of Mills & Boon, so would like to be utterly adored beyond all reason and not have to think about mundane stuff at all or have to face the fact that men are flawed and can be moody/pitas.

I accept that I might be a bit high maintenance Wink

catherinewho · 01/10/2010 19:36

YABU and Ewwwwww...

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pogleswife · 01/10/2010 19:46

pjmama- whichever aisle he wantsWink

Think it must be a bit of a mid-life crisis - the bad boy thing I mean - mmmmmmm the gribblier the better is how I'm feeling at the moment. Also had my eye caught by a very nice Kurt Cobain lookalike buying baked beans

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dawntigga · 01/10/2010 20:27

Erm, he's actually quite a pleasant person - I wouldn't but then I've got my own list of guilty pleasures starting with Steven Seagal. But then it would but a guilty pleasure if you should do it!

IHaveMyOwnIshoosTiggaxx

AgentZigzag · 01/10/2010 20:32

Lemmy?? Shock

I used to be into Hawkwind, but Lemmy never came across as a filthy, dirty sex god.

Now Kurt Cobain...although not in his present state, would be OK Smile

jameelaq · 01/10/2010 23:00

yabu because he is gross

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pogleswife · 01/10/2010 23:22

Been listening to a lot of Motorhead in the last couple of days; I just think he rocks

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jameelaq · 01/10/2010 23:40

Well yeah of course but you wouldn't want to shag him would you

NineTails20 · 02/10/2010 07:43

Lemmy? Not my cup of Tetley, but hey, whatever blows your skirt up!

Now, Jonathan Davis form Korn and Lars Ulrich from Mettalica......yes, please.

Blush Grin

deemented · 02/10/2010 07:47

YABU.

No... he's far too... thin and bony. Just No.

My filthy dirty sex would be with Meat Loaf Grin

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pogleswife · 02/10/2010 10:26

jameelaq- I so would.

Jonathan Davis - ditto
Meatloaf- ditto

Lars - not so much, but would James

Philthy Animal too Blush at the way mind is going at 10 in the morning

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TastesLikePanda · 02/10/2010 11:21

Oooh I totally get the dirty boy thing! I had to sit in my friends car the other day as the tyre got changed (I had tried to get out but the mechanic told me to stay where I was) then my friend buggered off disappeared and I was all alone, in a garage full of filthy mechanics and... my imagination went off running!

AgentZigzag · 02/10/2010 11:36

Grin at your dirty grease monkeys, you filthy, filthy Panda.

I've had a soft spot for Lars since I was about 15 Smile

TastesLikePanda · 02/10/2010 11:45
Wink

I do love mucky boys - and greasy rockers!

natch my DH is a long haired, former grease monkey...

I am in love with crushing on Russell Brand at the moment, but only when he was all backcombed hair and eyeliner.

Wanderingsheep · 02/10/2010 11:49

YABU, I think I'd just want to give him a bath but he can scrub his own back!

NineTails20 · 02/10/2010 13:21

Love, love, LOVE Mr.Davis. Those eyes! drools

Had the pleasure of speaking to him a few years ago, so funny. Lars.....that accent alone is enough to make me weak in the knees. James, well, I met him through the Metallica Club in 1996, and he was a sweety.

Loved Type O Negative's Peter Steele.

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pogleswife · 02/10/2010 16:35

Panda - a woman after my own heart. I love Russell Brand too ( with eye liner etc ) - DH actually bridles with something akin to jealousy when he appears on tv because I ' go funny'!
How about Aragorn from LOTR after he's been fighting - all dirty fingernails, muddy jewellery, bad teeth and smelling gloriously of sweat ,tobacco, leather and engine oil ? I think i made the smell up, but you get my drift...

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ledkr · 02/10/2010 16:43

I actually have a crush on -wait for it-Robbie Coltrane!!!WTF is all that about?

NineTails20 · 02/10/2010 16:47

Can I add Sig Hansen from Deadliest Catch to the list? Blush

chilipepper27 · 03/10/2010 00:28

Yanbu I often think about till lindemann from rammstein or anthony kiedis whilst I'm doing dishes hoovering etc can't be doing with pretty boys anything that gets younthrougj the chores ;)

chilipepper27 · 03/10/2010 00:30

You through the chores I mean

tadjennyp · 03/10/2010 01:32

Aragorn as he throws open those double doors in Rohan? Yes please! I have a strange crush on Bill Bailey, ledkr - he just makes me laugh. I always have pregnancy saucy dreams about Gary Lightbody from Snow Patrol too. Wink He's about as pretty as I get!.

NineTails20 · 03/10/2010 07:45

Anthony Kiedis, but only with his hair long. That blonde haircut of his just didn't do anything for him.

My list seems to be getting longer......Fernando Torres, Steven Gerrard and Sergio Ramos. Blush

cyborg · 03/10/2010 12:33

Lemmy has anal warts