To want to run away from my children

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OMG!!!! DD2 upstairs wailing just now having stabbed herself in the eye with a pencil - On purpose!!!! Reason? she had just stabbed DD1 in the eye (who was coming downstairs to tell me) - she decided that stabbing herself in the eye would make up for it!!???

FFS!

While attending to DD2 and her woes DD3 emptied a packet of rice crispies over DS.

Now they are all in bed for the forseeable future. I am seriously considering just booking a flight and leaving them the minute DP arrives home from work.

Little Fuckers

where o where is Mary Poppins today?

YABU, give it five mins and they've done something else then you can run away

At least you've got a bit of peace even though you've had to pay for it.

Most certainly wine o'clock, YANBU

little fuckers indeed! have a large glass of wine and some chocolate.

Can't you give them some golliwogs to play with?

ah, theres' Mary Poppins after all

Golliwogs peering? Have I missed sumit?

she is referring to another (rather tongue in cheek) thread

Can I go with you?

If you like .... am thinking of going to spain for a week and having filthy casual sex with lots of strangers seeing the sights

1. Have large glass of wine
2. Repeat this mantra: It is OK to fantasise about duct-taping them to a door. You are not a bad parent until you are actually cutting the lengths of tape.
3. Have another large glass of wine.

YANBU.