To think that my DH (!) is going too far with his fetishes

[FrannieM]

Last night he asked me to do stuff with his shoes.
Nothing too bad at first, just sniff them and stuff like that.

Then he wanted me to take a picture with a shoe on my head. Truly odd.

Meanwhile he was doing 'things' to himself...

Shoe fetish...extremely unusual? please tell me no!

sorry, but

Tell him to try ebay

oh gawd another

must be the full moon

any kind of shoe? I mean are we talking spike heels here or mens size 10 hush puppies? I think it matters....

Spike heel - can kind of understand (even though head is a bit odd)
Hush Puppies - alarm bells

um..... what? Maybe I'm a prude but what exactly can you do with a shoe?

this poster is starting random wind up threads all over the place

Seriously...his size 12 work shoes.

Asking me to lick the laces. Posing with them across my face...

is he being lacist ?

is this him

FrannieM Tue 21-Sep-10 21:53:38

"Last night he asked me to do stuff with his shoes.
Nothing too bad at first, just sniff them and stuff like that."

What is not too bad about that? There is no way ever I would sniff DH's shoes. AWFUL!

AnyFucker!

Tell him to act his age, not his shoe size.

snigger

If its not a kitchen utensil I don't want to hear about it

Is he a member of a football forum? Serious question, I've seen it.

Posing with them across my face

Maybe he couldnt find a paper bag - he is definately trying to tell you something!

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2009/03/Franny%27sFeet.jpg&imgrefurl=www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/archive/2009/03/12/review-slip-into-something-comfy-like-franny-s-feet.aspx&h=240&w=240&sz=17&tbnid=w6K83RDG5oiIMM:&tbnh=110&tbnw=110&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfranny%2527s%2Bfeet&zoom=1&q=franny%27s+feet&hl=en&usg=__Bd3EKuUV3UC5HO9Z-sqzd23lgfk=&sa=X&ei=QB-ZTKLTEM2K4AbFkLA6&ved=0CC4Q9QEwBQ" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">OP is this you??

If not, your DH might like it anyway.

What?

where did the other thread go about your racist son???

LOL!!!

Another spoof thread? per chance?

Yawn.
I believe they were warned off us. :)

Should he suggest you go out at night to sell the Biggy Shoe I'd consider calling a halt to such activities...

ooh dear hercales lol

Maybe he secretly wants to crush your head, like a bug?

Is a woman with a shoe on her head a Sole Sister?....

(Liking 'lacist'... a lot)