To think that BIL is a total Cunt

[massivemammaries]

got invited to birthday party with DP and 4 DCs was told it was a swim party and when we asked if we needed to bring anything we were told no.

Went to the pool, had a good time. When we got out of the pool we were told the food bit of the party was going to be at Pizza hut ..... we had to pay. We couldn't get out of it at that point as none of the other guests had turned up to the party - they hadn't booked a table in advance so we had to wait half an hour, then pay 60 quid for a meal we didn't really want.

BIL lives a couple of hundred miles away so we had already laid out 50 odd quid in petrol to get there (not to mention b'day pressie etc.)

We have had lots of kids parties at our house and always fed and watered people (and wouldn't dream of asking them to come to a party and pay for the privilege!)

Fuming!!!!

I think 'cunting gollies' would infer disapproval so it's ok to say that so long as no small children present (or reading thread titles).

@ northern .... I am Irate because had I not been manipulated into it, I would have made alternative provision ..... £60 at pizza hut does not take much doing, let me assure you we did not go OTT

I love gollies and have a huge collection - bite me!

I Love Gollies too - please don't bite me

hee-hee

there is a thread called "pisscockbuggaring mil-yes, again" is it more offensive than mine?

£30? At Pizza Hut? Did you have a good time at the salad bar, NortherhLurker?

Oh and by the way.

Everyone in this thread is a cunty cunting cuntchops.

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

wtf did you eat in Pizza hut to cost £60 seeing as kids eat free?

cunty cunting cuntchops?

No, sorry sorry sorry. That wasn't a response to your question Lewisfan.

I just liked the hit 'n' run of cupcakesandbunting.

kids eat free my fucking arse .....daft cunt

Massivemammaries, I think I love you.

fuck off you fucking lezza

leave me alone you carpet muncher

Oh shut it,you cunt.

all I'm saying is that I am no gash guzzler, I have no urge to merge and you are a FUGL

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

are you one of these tuna helpers?

I love this section so much. The nights I spend giggling away at the computer occasionally reading bits out to dh whilst trying to speak and laugh at the same time.

Excellent post. Bil sounds like a dick.

have a laugh at this then

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lesbian%20slang

No problem with "pisscockbuggaring mil-yes, again" - it's far too long a word to catch inquisitive dc's eye, Which rather reminds me of ds2 sounding out the 'f-word' when he was about 6: 'Oh yes - I know what the f-word is - it's eff, yoo, curly kuh, kicking kuh' all pleased with himself...

ps you were lying about the i love gollies thread, weren't you? [disappointed]

This is the best thread I've read on this site to date

Fuck I laughed. Nice to know you're not easily offended and that I'm not the only one who isn't offended by that word. He sounds like a fucking cunt by the way.