to swear loudly and creatively, and then cry?

[Greensleeves]

I am pretty sure I have broken two of my toes

by catching them on the edge of a cupboard and then twisting and landing heavily

it HURTS

this was a shit enough day already, I am depressed, am off sick with a vomit bug so alone in the house all day, not sleeping properly because of nightmares and am generally an all-round wet weekend atm

and now I've fucked my foot

I don't know if I can go to work with it even

BOLLOCKS

Oh no! Do they crunch if you move them? Actually, don't try that.

You don't need to go to work if off sick though? Is it an A&E jobby do you reckon?

YANBU, poor you.

I broke a toe a few weeks ago, so I know how you feel. And with vomit bug on top, that is not good. :(

Bollocks isn't nearly creative enough. I'm quite fond of piss flaps screeched at volume.

Sorry it's crap atm Greeny.

bollocks was the lord's prayer compared to what came out of my mouth when I felt it crack

luckily the kids are watching scooby doo and you could drop a bomb behind them without them noticing

what else is going to happen I wonder? Maybe the house will burn down, or the cat will get murdered or something

Yadnbu. That hurts!
Tape them together, with something soft but firm in between. If not sure how google or youtube it. And put cold packs on them. Keep elevated when possible.

Healing vibes your way.

ouch! go on, have a very loud, very creative swear. them cry . Poor you. :(

^then* cry.