to want to implant a Christmas tree up the anus of anyone who tells me its xx days until Christmas

[giraffesCantDanceInBrokenHeels]

Fuck off! Its not even been Halloween yet!

aibu?

You are so not being unreasonable.

I am pmsl at anus.

I was going to say arse but was worried people may be offended by the word

oh, anus is SO much better.
something about the anatomical nature of the word...

and yanbu, btw.

(I did search for a link to a countdown to christmas thingy, but was too depressed by them I decided not to)

Not even Halloween, my birthday or bonfire night. I refuse to start thinking about it until nearer the time.

I prefer to keep Christmas at Christmas. My decorations go up the week before Christmas and no earlier. Why on earth do people want to clutter up their homes from the beginning of December?

Would that be an anus horribilus? YANBU.

Sooooo with you on this one!!

Would it only be in the anus, or up the rectum as well?

That would hurt your baubles!

You only have 96 days left to do it in

Will [http://halloween.whipnet.net/party/timeleft.html this]] make you feel better?

Sorry, this

YANBU.

Well I am getting requests to write down what the DCs want for Christmas, DS hasn't had his birthday yet!

Can't complain about that here. DD's birthday is 17th December. It's a bit late to write lists afterwards!

grrr CRIMBO GRRRR

Even worse, 'it's xx shopping days til xmas'

What? every day's a shopping day you feckin idiot, it's not 1985