to spend the last 2 days doing absolutely nothing...

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apart from sitting on my bed and reading AIBU with short breaks for the gym and meals and Will & Grace. I'm consoling myself that soon, when the baby arrives - early December, I will not have the luxury of doing f*ck all all day? Or I should get up and wash up the ever growing pile of plates overtaking most of the kitchen and put the laundry away?

Oh hell no. Sit. Have another look at Will & Grace. Perhaps a cup of tea?

agree, take it easy

if you do have tea, get someone else to stir it. You need to save your strength.

The gym?

Liar liar pants on fire - you haven't done nothing!

I'm inclined to take your suggestions on board. The laundry won't run away... Plus reading MN is highly educational for a mum-to be so really I am doing something constructive after all! I will, however, have to go and get some food from the shops, so if I drag myself off the bed now, I might get there some time this evening before they close.

and

Gym yesterday and now considering a yoga class on the way to the shops! Honest!

Hmmm, sounds a bit strenuous to be honest!!!

Meow75 - it is, isn't it! Then again I have to justify somehow the food I've been eating. For the baby, you know... OK, on my way to yoga then. And then back to bed with the laptop so it won't miss me for too long.

Get a cardboard cut-out of yourself for the laptop's benefit when you ABSOLUTELY cannot avoid going out!!

It was nice while it lasted, although no one here to stir my tea. Now no choice but to get a cardboard replica of self for tomorrow morning as I have to be up and functioning/ looking like a normal human being...

online shopping?

"I have to be up and functioning/ looking like a normal human being..."

Oooh, steady on, RH, you don't want to give the people around you the wrong impression!!! Or perhaps giving the rest of us a bad name!

Maybe half functioning, yeah?!?!

Oh, I give people around me the wrong impression all of the time! Nobody needs to know