To want someone to stamp on me?

[VinegarTits]

cos i is a doormat innit

Am wiping my feet on you now. You are bristly.

Thanks

Dont get me confuse with a floormat now

im going home so my kids can wipe their feet on me too

Sorry I trod in dog poo earlier

Are you a cat?

Put the kids down for a nap. Then you can wipe the taps with vinegar in peace.

im not a cat, i was once a loo brush, been recycled though

Oh OK I'll just wipe then, save the stamping for the cat.

hahahahahaaaaaa