To want someone to stamp on me?

9 replies

VinegarTits · 07/09/2010 16:40

cos i is a doormat innit

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Tippychoocks · 07/09/2010 16:42

Am wiping my feet on you now. You are bristly.

nattiecake · 07/09/2010 16:42

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VinegarTits · 07/09/2010 16:43

Thanks

Dont get me confuse with a floormat now

im going home so my kids can wipe their feet on me too

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scurryfunge · 07/09/2010 16:44

Sorry I trod in dog poo earlier

EndangeredSpecies · 07/09/2010 16:44

Are you a cat?

BuntyPenfold · 07/09/2010 16:45

Put the kids down for a nap. Then you can wipe the taps with vinegar in peace.

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VinegarTits · 07/09/2010 16:45

im not a cat, i was once a loo brush, been recycled though

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EndangeredSpecies · 07/09/2010 16:47

Oh OK I'll just wipe then, save the stamping for the cat.

serotoninbutterfly · 07/09/2010 16:51

hahahahahaaaaaa

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